Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.