I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia