I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

I'm looking for loopholes.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.