I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
I'm looking for loopholes.
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.