Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
I never met a kid I liked.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.