Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
Happiness means quiet nerves.
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .