Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.