You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
W. C. FieldsAlways carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. FieldsWe frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.
W. C. Fields