Ain't fit for man nor beast
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.