Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!