Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.