I drink therefore I am.

You can't cheat an honest man.

I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

I'm searching for loopholes.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

I'm looking for loopholes.