I drink therefore I am.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.