Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
I'm looking for loopholes.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.