I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.