There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.