I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
I drink therefore I am.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.