The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.

I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.

I never drink water... fish f**k in it.

Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.

The best thing to break is a contract.