I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.