Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.