No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)