The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.
W. C. FieldsI didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
W. C. FieldsI am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
W. C. Fields