When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.