Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
I'm looking for loopholes.
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful; contained so much alcohol they could use it to sterilize their instruments.