I like children - fried.
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
My daughter wants to throw a stone at a bad man. I stop her from throwing, shaking my head and giving her a little slap. My disapproval is complete. You think: 'That's right, she shouldn't throw a stone even at a villain.' Then I hand her a brick to throw.