I never eat before breakfast.

The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.

Ain't fit for man nor beast