Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.