I never eat before breakfast.

The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.