I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.