I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.

The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .