Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
You can't cheat an honest man.
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck