I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.