There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I would rather be living in Philadelphia.