When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.