Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.

It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.

Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.