The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.