I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.
W. C. FieldsI didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained.
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