I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.