I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.