If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.
I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.