The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.