Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never eat before breakfast.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.