Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.