Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.