I can do anything I want to do!
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
I like children. If they're properly cooked.