You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.