No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.

What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.