Happiness means quiet nerves.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.