When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.