The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

Ain't fit for man nor beast

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!