The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.

It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.

I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

I like children - fried.