The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
I drink therefore I am.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.