Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.