If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.