The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.

All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.

If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.