I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
I can do anything I want to do!
No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.