A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.