Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

It is funnier to bend things than to break them.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.