A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.