This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
I can do anything I want to do!
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.