I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.

Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.

I drink therefore I am.