I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.

The best thing to break is a contract.

It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.

When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

Ain't fit for man nor beast