The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.