Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.
What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.