Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Never work with animals or children.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.