Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!