I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.