It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

I'm searching for loopholes.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.