You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
W. C. FieldsI always made up my own acts; built them out of my knowledge and observation of real life. I'd had wonderful opportunities to study people; and every time I went out on the stage I tried to show the audience some bit of true human nature.
W. C. FieldsCalifornia is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
W. C. Fields