Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.