To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.