To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.