If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.