There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

I must have a drink of breakfast.

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.