There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.