I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.

I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.