I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?