After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.