Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.