Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.