So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.