I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.