If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.