My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.