In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.