Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.

I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

I never met a kid I liked.