We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

You can't cheat an honest man.

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!