We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.