We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.

I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

Happiness means quiet nerves.

I'm searching for loopholes.

Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.