There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.