I must have a drink of breakfast.

Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.

A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.