I must have a drink of breakfast.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

I never drink water... fish f**k in it.

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)