Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
You can't cheat an honest man.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.