I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse.

I never eat before breakfast.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.

It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.