I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.