Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained.
I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.