To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

I never eat before breakfast.

California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Ain't fit for man nor beast

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.