To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.