To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.