It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.