Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.
I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.