There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot to store money in, should his bank be unable to hold all of it.
It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I can do anything I want to do!
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.