Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.