Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.