I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.

Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.