I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.