Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.