I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.